I SOLEMNLY SWEAR...
...that I will never knowingly present any end line, tag line, strap line or slogan that sounds like it came straight out of The Big Book of End Lines*
This includes any lines that begin with , "The art of...", When it comes to..." and "There is an easier way to..." and the phrases:"Designed for life" (isn't everything?) and "Built without compromise" (Invariably a lie).
Nor shall I resort to describing to describing any product as being a 'Solution' (e.g. a tooth brush an 'Oral Hygiene Solution' or using 'Cranial Comfort Solution' as the description of a woolly hat). So help me Trott.
*The Big Book of End Lines is a comprehensive compendium of all the clichéd, hackneyed and cheesy end lines ever written. Currently in its umpteenth edition, it exists only in the collective consciousness and is not available in any bookshops.